Me.
Me?
There are many me's. Many Yonies. I know, the thought may be too horrible to comprehend, (just what we need! More of YOU!) but bear with me. 'Tis for the sake of my sanity.
There's a nerdy me. This Yoni actually has fun studying. Yes, she reads 'Economics' for the sheer fun of it. Her favorite place to stay is in the library... and it is the only place where she ever shuts up. Yoni hates Math, mostly because big numbers confuse her, SS, because she can't remember squat, Bio, for pretty much the same reason, Pinoy, because she's so darn English (although, she's speaking in Cebuano now..) and Physics. No – wait, scratch that; she doesn't hate Physics. She just hates the fact that she actually sleeps in Physics class now. (wonder why.) Must be because she stayed up all night netting. Shame, shame, nerdy Yoni! Oddly enough, nerdy Yoni only comprises half of my logical thought.
*Assuming that nerdy = geeky, nerdy Yoni loves computers. Enough said.
I assume you all met evil/dark me. EvilYoni is insane, in a sort of... dangerous kind of way. You never know what she's thinking about. Say something sensitive about her, and she clams up and looks the other way. And stays in that condition. For about two minutes. Then she goes all chatty again.
Make her your enemy, and treat her like crap. Try talking to her like nothing happened the next day; she'll act normally (well, as normal as you can get). She'll grin, joke, and carry on a conversation with you. Sure. If only you have mind reading powers... well, you'll be running as fast as you could the other way. That is, away. Evil Yoni harbors hate deep within, and lashes out at you when you least expect it. A backstabber? Oh yes. Is she vengeful? Very. Lucky for the enemy, there's a happy, compassionate, logical Yoni to keep this dangerous side in check.
Take note that evil Yoni is as manipulative as heck. She makes a wonderful actress. You can never second guess her. Her only weakness is the emotional Yoni.
Emotional Yoni is responsible for the icky picky feelings (urgh) I'm feeling right now. You know.. love.... crushes.... sympathy..... agh. That stuff. This Yoni couldn't keep her feelings to herself. Easily manipulated. Swoons a LOT. It's a shame that half the logic goes to this alter ego (the other half is divided equally among the other two) hence her apparent idiocy.
EMO!
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Of course, how can we forget HUNGRY Yoni - she who eats a lot of everything? This Yoni is being pushed down, constantly harassed, stepped upon and beat up by all the other Yonies. (This explains Yoni's physical appearance, nyahaha..) Yes, she exists. You can't sense her, but she's there.
A very prominent Yoni is the NOISY Yoni... which is, of course, noisy! The power of yappity yap in Yoni's hands is a very scary Yoni to behold. She can either send crowds to sleep, or jar them awake with her high pitched tones. Dear me! Nothing seems to stop NOISY Yoni!
And here comes LAZY Yoni. She procrastinates. ALL THE TIME.
And so this entry ends.
Sticks and stones are hard on bones
Aimed with angry art
Words can sting like anything
But silence breaks the heart
-nEOnIX
